26.) Desert Island Top 5 Books:

• The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
• The first Dragonlance Trilogy
• The Hobbit
• Good Omens
• American Gods

Top 5 CD’s:

• They Might Be Giants – Flood
• Nine Inch Nails – Pretty Hate Machine
• Warren Zevon – A Quiet, Normal Life
• Hedwig And The Angry Inch
• Phish – Rift

Top 5 Websites:

• http://www.homestarrunner.com
• http://www.emotioneric.com
• http://www.livejournal.com
• http://www.badgirlswirl.com
• http://www.somethingpositive.net

Top 5 TV Programs:

• Twin Peaks
• Babylon 5
• Star Trek : Deep Space Nine
• Buffy The Vampire Slayer
• Gillian’s Island

Top 5 Movies:

• Army of Darkness
• Spider-Man
• Moulin Rouge
• Memento
• Amelia

27.) When you were a kid, what did you think you would grow up and look like?

Fat.

28.) When you were a teenager, what kind of things attracted you?

Anything with a pulse and a vagina.

29.) Looking back, do you see anything from then that you still get attracted to? If so, what characteristics are they?

I’m still quite fond of vaginas. Pulses are nice, too.

30.) Most romantic fantasy?

Going to elaborate on this at a later date.

31.) Most kinky fantasy?

Ditto.

32.) Name your top five recommended books on sex:

Umm..I haven’t read any.

33.) Top five fetishes:

• Wet Bathing Suitss
• Leather
• Perfume
• Silk
• Cold

34.) Worst sexual experience:

My first. She smelled like an armpit where she shouldn’t, and I had this huge fantasty about going down on a woman. It wasn’t quite what I expected.

35.) Best sexual experience:

Dinner at PJ’s. Dancing at The Castle. Drinking. Followed by 5 hours of marathon style sex that left us bruised and happy the next day.

36.) Strangest place you’ve ever had sex:

St. Pete Beach. At Noon. In the water.

37.) Purity Score the last time you took it? (see http://fuck-you.org/pt2k/ for the test if you haven’t already taken one)

Like 30?

38.) Top five CD’s to have sex to

• Pearl Jam – Ten
• Enigma – MCMXC a.D.
• Peter Murphy – Deep
• Cool World Soundtrack
• Julee Cruise – Falling Into The Night

39.) Foods you like to use during sex?

Never done the food/sex thing.

40.) Favorite sex toy?

Feather.

41.) LADIES: Describe the sexiest thing a man could wear that would get you hot:

Umm..right…next…

42.) MEN: Describe the sexiest thing a woman could wear that would get you hot:

A towel, and oversized t-shirt, or a bathing suit.

43.) Top five sexual pet peeves:

I can honestly say I only have one : Falling asleep on me after orgasm before I get anything WITHOUT letting me know it’s going to be that way before hand. I’ve had that happen 3 times in my life, and it drove me nuts. I’ve got no problem with it if I know the skinny up front, but to have it sprung on me? grr.

44.) Top five potentially annoying sexual quirks that you have:

• I like sex a lot
• A whole lot
• Like all the time
• Seriously
• We’re talking a lot of sex here

45.) What’s your favorite kind of p0rn?

Hentai

46.) Best pick-up line you’ve ever heard?

“I’m hung like a field mouse.” “You are not.” “Want to prove me wrong?”

47.) Most successful pick-up line you’ve ever used?

“You’ve got exactly an hour and a half to experience the best oral sex you’ve ever had in your life. This is my room number.”

48.) Best way someone’s ever seduced you?

Massaging my head for an hour.

49.) Worst attempt someone’s ever made at seducing you?

I honestly can’t think of one at the moment. Kinda shot.

50.) Now, tell us something completely embarrassing about yourself.

Umm…really…don’t I do enough of that in my journal? Like every day?