My new Calphalon knives are sharp. REALLY sharp. I have a huge chunk of flesh missing on my index finger that proves it.

When one has an open wound on the finger one should remember to put a bandage on it before making a bed. Ouch.

Typing without your index finger is a pain in the ass.

When pulling one of the old chain link fence posts out of the ground we broke a section of PVC pipe in the sprinkler system. I had a small pond in my side yard earlier today.

I have a new pair of chucks. This makes me happy.

I have a new grill on my front porch. This also makes me happy.

I used a sick day today because my finger hurt too much to spend the day typing. This makes me sad.

I am a judge in a web design contest tomorrow at Robinson High School. This makes me feel old.

If you are having problems with your cable service and they offer to have a technician come out on a weekend day – DON’T DO IT. They don’t want to be there, so it’s just going to be a waste of your time.