I spent several hours working in the yard yesterday afternoon. Much of that revolved around getting our flower beds back under control, and wrestling with some truly monstrous thorns. My arms are quite literally covered in very shallow cuts (which, collectively, hurt quite a bit).

I’ve got two really long hairs just above my left ear, which means that not only did I miss them when shaving this morning I have missed them the last few times. Attempts to pull out said hairs after noticing them have, so far, been unsucessfull.

I need to shave my knuckles. Again, there are several really long hairs that have obviously been missed the last few times.

My goatee needs to be trimmed.

DAMN I’M HOT.