I have something to say to this day.

Maya-Hee! Maya-Hoo! My-Ho! Maya Ha Ha!

I will not let my first weekend at home in almost two months start on this note!

I refuse!

I slay thee, demon, with the power of O-Zone!

I vanquish thee, foul beast, with the might of Nancy Sinatra!

Bow down before the blitzkrieg that is Nena!

Wait…did I see you tremble in fear when she mentioned Captain Kirk! You should have! For now I shall unleash William Shatner upon your disgusting visage!

And just because I find myself terribly amusing, I shall paste a comment that I left for my friend G. this morning who had to face a buffet of tempting food at her job.

IN A.D. 2005
LUNCH WAS BEGINNING
G : What happen?
Co-Worker : Somebody set up us the food!
Phone Operator : We get message!
G : What!
Phone Operator : Speaker phone turn on.
G : It’s You!!
Boss : How are you ladies!!
Boss : All your calories are belong to us!
Boss : You are on the way to weight gain.
G : What you say!!
Boss : You have no chance to lose weight, make your time.
Boss : HA HA HA HA…
G : Cut up every Watermelon!
G : You know what you doing!
G : Move Nachos!
G : For great justice.