Convention season is just around the corner, and you all know what that means!  It’s time for us to start making fun of the “unwashed masses!”

I’ll bet you thought I was going to talk about hot girls in tight spandex, didn’t you?  Sheesh.

The fact of the matter is that folks like Randy Milholland wouldn’t be drawing things like “Aubrey’s Guide to Con Hygiene” if it weren’t for the fact that you could save money on that expensive home renovation project by carrying around items you need to peel paint off of on the last day of a convention.  For some reason it never occurs to some folks that when you’re stuck in a hotel with several thousand other people it might be a good idea to take a bath once in a while.

There have been a lot of companies (and even one super hero) that have tried to market products to these hydrophobic individuals, but a new company known as GeekyClean has taken Geek marketing to the next level by selling soap with 20 sided dice in them!

You know, I bathe on a regular basis and this still appeals to me.  I’ll take any excuse to increase the bulk of my Crown Royal Bag full of polyhedrons.

The soaps are currently available in five different varieties : Health, Mana, Barbarian Scrub, Plumber’s Little Helper, and Bar Trek.  Personally?  I’m holding out for the soon-to-be-released (but ever important) Zombie Repellent.

This site was originally brought to my attention by Wil Wheaton via his Twitter feed.