Convention season is just around the corner, and you all know what that means! It’s time for us to start making fun of the “unwashed masses!”
I’ll bet you thought I was going to talk about hot girls in tight spandex, didn’t you? Sheesh.
The fact of the matter is that folks like Randy Milholland wouldn’t be drawing things like “Aubrey’s Guide to Con Hygiene” if it weren’t for the fact that you could save money on that expensive home renovation project by carrying around items you need to peel paint off of on the last day of a convention. For some reason it never occurs to some folks that when you’re stuck in a hotel with several thousand other people it might be a good idea to take a bath once in a while.