So…umm….I have, like, two live journal stalkers.

I guess.

There are two accounts out there that are highly inactive, have one or two posts only, and that list me as their only friend. I have left comments to both of them trying to figure out who they are, and gotten no response.

Know the really creepy part?

One of them was created the day before my birthday in 2003, and lists his interests as “art, artistic violence, cattle prods, deviance, murmuring, reading tombstones, violence.” His bio reads, quite simply, “I’ll cut you to pieces.”

Whoo hoo!!! I’ve hit the big time, baby!