Deadly heat wave may linger until weekend.

Current temperature where I am is 87°. Feels like temp is 94°.

Aye, it’s hot here most of the time. I’ll give you that. We don’t get snow, or any kind of real “winter.” We will never have a White Christmas.

But ya know what?

Barring a big fucking hurricane throwing around trees like nerf footballs, we never get weather advisories that tell us to stay inside unless we wanna die.

The older I get, the more I like this state.