Adventures in "Not So Sexy"

I spent several hours working in the yard yesterday afternoon. Much of that revolved around getting our flower beds back under control, and wrestling with some truly monstrous thorns. My arms are quite literally covered in very shallow cuts (which, collectively, hurt quite a bit).

I’ve got two really long hairs just above my left ear, which means that not only did I miss them when shaving this morning I have missed them the last few times. Attempts to pull out said hairs after noticing them have, so far, been unsucessfull.

I need to shave my knuckles. Again, there are several really long hairs that have obviously been missed the last few times.

My goatee needs to be trimmed.

DAMN I’M HOT.

Quick and Dirty Meme

1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle
2. Scene one = first song played, scene two = second, so on. 19 songs in all
3. No cheating/skipping
4. Pass it on

Opening Credits: Weezer – Say It Ain’t So
Waking Up: Beck – It’s All In Your Mind
An Ordinary Day: Nine Inch Mails – March Of The Pigs
The First Date: Tenacious D – Dio
Falling In Love: Tori Amos – Hotel
The Rumble: He Got Game – Public Enemy
The Break-up: Pet Shop Boys – Love Comes Quickly
Getting Back Together: Sonny Boy Williamson (Mulholland Drive Soundtrack) – Bring It On Home
Life’s Ok: Nine Inch Nails – Terrible Lie
The Mental Breakdown: The Ramones – Beat On The Brat
Cruising: Eminem – Rock Bottom
The Flashback: Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper – Wash No Dishes No More
The Party: They Might Be Giants – Hearing Aid
Everybody Dance Now: Tori Amos – China
Sex Scene: Bleu (Spider-Man Soundtrack) – Somebody Else
The Long Night Alone: Angelo Badalmenti – Twin Peaks Theme
A Death: Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Once More With Feeling) – End Credits (Boom Dance/Grr Arrgh)
End Credits: Chris Cornell (Singles Soundtrack) – Seasons

That…erm…didn’t come out so well.

Mini-Review : South Park meets WoW

Meh.

Wasn’t all that funny, really. I had a few chuckles, but overall? Not so much with the impressed. I used to think that show was brilliant, and I still think that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are in general, but if what I watched this morning (yay internets) is indicative of the quality of the show overall now, I’m glad I stopped watching when I did.

Wow

We have a Republican man in Congress who sent e-mails to teenage boys asking them what they were wearing, and an entire party, the Democrats, whose primary constituency, besides the teachers’ unions, is homosexual men and lesbian women. I hope it won’t come as a surprise to anyone that a big part of male homosexual behavior is interest in young boys.

– Ben Stein, writing in The American Spectator

For the longest time, Mr. Stein was one of the few Republicans I actually felt I could admire.

Yeah. Not so much.

The rest of the article is full of similiar hate. Mark Foley is, apparently, “poor and misguided.” Bill Clinton, however, is still much worse.

Fuck it. I can’t even begin to comprehend these people anymore.

(link grabbed from muskrat_john)

[WoW] – Tilting Against Windmills

You know, maybe I just am a glutton for punishment. Or a drama whore. Who knows? For some reason, however, I keep sticking my opinions into conversations with our allied guilds in which I know I’m going to end up being attacked or villified for.

I keep telling myself I’m doing it for my guild, but I’m starting to wonder if I’m doing them a disservice in the process.

Meh.