Today is the last day of school. This is how my morning went with Alex…

7:00 AM – “Alex, get up. It’s time to get ready for school.”

7:20 AM – “Alex, get out of bed! It’s 7:20!”

8:00 AM – “Dude…Did you fall asleep in the shower again? It’s 8:00”

8:15 AM – “What the hell is taking you so long in there? It’s 8:15!”

8:30 – “Ok, Alex…seriously…it’s 8:30. Finish eating and get dressed you’re going to miss your bus.”

8:40 – “What?! No, I’m not driving you to the bus stop!”

And in the teenager’s room, his alarm has been going off every 10 minutes for the last 2 hours.

Grrrr.

It’s gonna be a long summer.

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• 10:39 Home made spring rolls for lunch! I have the best minion EVAR. #
• 12:47 One of my officers created the sexiest damn spreadsheet ever to help with raid scheduling. It’s scary that we needed it. #
• 14:05 @Faience Multiple tabs in Firefox and a lot of scratching out on my handwritten sheet. #
• 16:01 Tonight – it’s off to bowling with the boy. Joining an adult/youth league for the summer. #
• 20:17 @Faience Excuse me…did I give you permission to be spending time in another game? Healz, prz!!! #
• 20:19 Pan Seared Chicken with Garlic Sauce and Mashed Potatoes with Steamed Green beans and spinach. Not a bad dinner if I do say so myself. #
• 20:30 @Faience Clearly you didn’t read the fine print in the guild charter. It’s right below the section that requires you to send me lots of pie #
• 21:27 @Faience srsly #

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• 09:22 Testing…one…two…three #

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