Ok…the weirdest fucking thing just happened. I was heating my dinner in the microwave, and when the little buzzer went off to indicate that my foodstuffs were done, I went to take my food out. Before I got there, however, the microwave started again. It went to twenty seconds. Then it went to 40. Then it went to one minute.

So, of course, at this point I’m freaking out.

I let this go on for a bit, and it got up to three minutes. So I yank the door open. When I do, the dial shoots up to the maximum of fifteen minutes.

My microwave is possessed.

Help me.