I can no longer resist.

Have at thee, donwaughesq

I think I want to write a layman’s guide to l33t sp34k.

For example…

Ph34r my l33t skillz = My abilities in this particular arena far outmatch yours. If I were you I would certainly be experiencing a moment of panic at this very moment.

I wrote this to much_ado earlier and was quite amused by it.

There is this thing…It’s callled the outdoors. Apparently some people go there on occasion. It’s got plants and animals and stuff in it.

I went for a walk earlier. I got out of rehearsal early, and I decided I didn’t want to spend my evening stuck in front of a computer. I had to take my laptop over to my sisters house so that a Dell technician could come and fix it in the morning anyway, so I figured I’d make that part of the trip. After I dropped it off, I kept walking, and 2.5 miles later I ended up at Barnes and Noble. Now afer walking for 2.5 miles to get there, I figured I was allowed to spend a few bucks. So I purchased and Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter novel (Circus of the Damned) and a clearance Star Trek novel (I, Q by John De Lancie and Peter David). Finished up at the store and walked back home.

As we speak, I am very sore, but I feel wonderful. I haven’t walked in ages.

Got a speeding ticket today. I was going 70 on the approach to the Gandy Bridge, and the cop got me dead to rights. So there goes $120.

This should be a long and deep entry, as my postings have been infrequent, but I seem to be written out.

This is just nasty…

My laptop is covered under warranty!

I was late for work today. Had a talking to. Made my suddenly tense arrrangements to take Alex to his appointment tomorrow morning. Spoke with much_ado for most of the day, trying to help her out of the funk she was in (nobody should be in a funk on their birthday, damnit).

Went to rehearsal. Think I broke my laptop. Trying to fix it now.

Got home…someone had stepped in and tracked cat shit all over my living room. Door to the back half of the house was open. Garbage hadn’t been picked up today.

For fuck’s sake.

I haven’t updated in a few days. Haven’t felt like it.

Still don’t. I should say, actually, that I do…but I don’t.

So instead you get a brilliant post like this one.