They try to make me go to rehab but I say “No! No! No!”
Life. Don't talk to me about Life.
So, I figured I should put an update out here of some kind. Mainly because it’s been a few weeks since I’ve really posted anything of substance and my sister (who really just needs to get off her ass and get on to some kind of social networking site instead of just lurking all the time) gets cranky at me when I don’t update my journal.
That’s right, folks. She calls me. To tell me to update my journal. So she can go read about what’s going on in my life.
I love my family.
Things have generally been pretty good around here recently. I’ve spent the last two weekends giving a little much-needed love to the yard. You can finally walk up to our house without getting attacked by the shrubbery again! Hooray! Put some mulch down in that particular “flower bed” as well and I must say it’s looking pretty nice. Definitely and improvement in the view I’ve got outside my window while I work. I also got the back flower bed trimmed back to reasonable levels again, which is a fairly daunting task in and of itself. We have several plants of the “thorny and quick to grow variety” that tend to take over the entire flower bed. If they are left on their own devices for too long (which, generally, is the case) they grow to gargantuan proportions and I end up covered in tiny cuts from where I’ve done battle with them. I’ve also got some kind of bite on my left arm that has, over the course of the last few days, swollen a bit and is warm to the touch. My skin also feels kind of hard around the area where the bite is. I’m going to see my doctor today to make sure I wasn’t bitten by the rare Ohmygoditsdeadlya Spider or something.
In other happy health related news it looks like A. has a Staph Infection on his right foot. Staph Infections are never fun. Staph Infections in diabetics are less fun. Trying to see if I can get him in to his doctor today as well, or if at the very least his doctor can phone in some kind of prescription for him (his doctor is notoriously hard to get an appointment with – a fact I really dislike. His doctor is also over in Tampa. If it weren’t for the fact that Alex really liked his doctor a lot I’d be changing that shit, like, yesterday).
Trying very hard to get into the Christmas Spirit this year, but it’s not really happening. The decorations aren’t up yet, and while I have plans to do so this week with the boys this week I can’t say I’m really thrilled about the prospect (could be because “with the boys” generally means that I have to continually hound them to help me in the slightest and at the first opportunity they will sneak away to their respective gaming devices and leave me to do all the work). Might also have to do with the fact that it’s going to be a fairly tight Christmas, unless I open up the vein on the credit cards. The boys are pretty much taken care of at this point. Not that it required any effort. I got a few small gifts for A., and the rest of his Christmas is a check because he wants an XBox 360 and is asking everyone for money. J. is just getting money, and it is all going into the bank. He’s turning 18 in a few scant months, and it has been decided that he needs to have some kind of cash on hand if/when he decides that living at home is far too much of a drag for him to put up with any more. Response to the Christmas Eve party have been fairly lukewarm in regards to the number of people attending so far, which is a bit disappointing but perhaps not too terribly surprising. My place stopped being party central a while ago, so it’s no longer the first place that everyone assumes they are going to be when some kind of celebration comes up. It’s ok, though. We have some confirmations already, and as long as I’m not staring at a bunch of food and no guests at all I’m happy. It might be a bit more on the low-key side of the party spectrum, but good company and good food is fun regardless of the number of people actually in attendance. The good company part is, at this juncture, a guarantee. So all is well.
Got some good news in the Holiday party front yesterday. My Aunt and Uncle wanted to host the “family” gathering this year, and were going to do so on Christmas Eve (which has become our tradition). Unfortunately, that pretty much ruled out anyone from my household going. Our party starts at 7, and my Aunt and Uncle live about 45 minutes away with traffic. They wanted to start at 5. So not happening. My Mom also works that day, and won’t get off work until 6. Instead of missing out on having everyone there, they’ve decided to move their party to the Saturday before Christmas so we can all attend. Hooray! I may not hang out with my extended family often, but I’ve seen them every Christmas for as long as I can remember. The older I’ve gotten the less and less Christmas has been something that revolved around the entire family and the more it’s become around everyone trying to find time to have their function fit in with the others. I’d have been really sad if we moved to the point where we didn’t even see each other at all.
Of course, Mom is having a gathering at her place on the 29th as well.
Three parties in one week.
Oy, my poor belly.
I do have good news in the diet and exercise front, though. Despite the fact that I haven’t posted my numbers or any new pictures here in a while, I have still continued to make forward progress. I managed to not gain weight during the run of Gorey Stories, which is a big change from my normal pattern of behavior. I was up a few pounds the week after, but I’ve taken that off and am currently sitting at 257.4 pounds. That’s 22.6 pounds down from the 280 I was back in April of this year (which is when I started to see my workouts with Yourself Fitness start having an impact on my weight…I started using the program regularly in late December of last year). I would very much like to hit 250 before the end of the year, but realistically I know how I eat at parties and I know I have a lot of parties coming up. If I can maintain or lose just a little over the next few weeks I’ll be happy.
Things in the old World of Warcraft have been going pretty well recently, too. Just this last weekend we had two different groups inside one of the 10 player raids and each one of them managed to kill off the big bad named guy at the end. We’re looking at possibly moving into some of the 25 player content after the end of the year. Not too shabby for our little casual guild. Slow? You bet. Frustrating at times. Yep. But the company is good, and in the end that’s what makes the game worth playing.
Well, I need to get motivated here. Figure that’s enough for now. I’m sure I missed a few things, but I generally do…I’ll see if I can’t remember them when I post my next update…in…like…3 months or something.
Official Announcement And Stuff
As I mentioned in a previous post, netgoth and I will yet again be hosting our annual “Nightmare Before Christmas” party on Christmas Eve (Monday, December 24th). The festivities will begin around 7:00 PM and generally last well into the night (although, admittedly, the older we get the earlier “well into the night” seems to come). If you’d like to bring some kind of foodstuff or your favorite libation you are welcome to do so, but the most important thing you can bring is you. This is the one time of year we really open up the house for a big bash these days, and we’d love to see you here.
Directions available via email – mcmcgreevy AT gmail DOT com
Please RSVP so we have an idea how much food to put out!
Adult Content Filters
“Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I’ve come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.”
Due to the fact that marking my journal as one that contains Adult Content completely breaks my actual home page, I have removed such tagging and as such any and all “adult content” I put on my journal could potentially get me in “trouble” with our new Soviet Overlords.
Know what I say to that?
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
Thank you, move along.
The Sixth Annual Nightmare Before Christmas Party…
Will be held, as always, on December 24th starting around 8:00 PM at our place. More details as we sort them out, but just wanted to let everyone know in advance so plans can start forming.
Good news for theonebob
Cosplay Planning…
So…for Dragon*Con ’08….I’m thinking…

Ahh, screw it. They're gonna fuck it up anyway.
So…I started writing this the other day, but the steam ran out and I decided to set it aside until I got inspired to finish it up. Then the news came out that Perpetual Entertainment had been sold to a “major news organization” and that Star Trek Online was looking like it might become a more “casual friendly” game with a “micro transaction” model instead of a subscription based one.
http://www.massively.com/category/star-trek-online/
Which means they’ve already likely missed the main point of my post – Don’t fuck it up.
As such, I’m not putting any effort into finishing this. It is what it is, and I’m a sad panda.
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At this point those of you who have been reading my blog for a while are well aware of the fact that I frequently partake in Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, namely World of Warcraft. You also probably aren’t going to find yourself shocked when I say that I’m a big fan of both Star Trek and Star Wars. Yeah, I’m pretty much an all around geek. Sue me. I’m still hot, and you can’t take the sky from me!
Considering the facts presented above, it should come as no surprise that I am eagerly anticipating the upcoming Star Trek Online MMORPG from Perpetual Entertainment, as well as the rumored Star Wars project from Bioware. I was also really excited about the prospect of the Marvel Universe game that was being developed, but after reading about how the interface was going to work the fact that it’s likely to have been shit canned is not something I’m crying over.
My big hope, wish, dream…whatever you want to call it…is that the two studios that put out these games do their best not to fuck them up.
Yeah, ok. That seems like a pretty obvious thing to wish for. I get that. Thing is, there’s a long history of things I love being Fucked Up when converted to new media. I have a right to be anxious. The Matrix Online. Dungeons and Dragons Online. Hell, even the current Star Wars MMO – Star Wars : Galaxies. All of these games were, to me, abysmal failures for different reasons. The Matrix, while beautiful, totally screwed the one aspect of the Matrix trilogy that made the thought of running around in that universe Totally Awesome – combat. Think “Rock, Paper, Scissors.” When you engage an opponent, you select an ability to use. Your opponent picks one as well. Whoever picks the “better” ability does damage. Rinse, repeat. Want one of your friends to help? They basically step in and take your place in the process. Dungeons and Dragons Online? Oy, don’t even get me started about this one. Not only was the combat system boring, but there was no “open ended world” feel to the game. I wanted to run around in a D&D inspired world, exploring all the nooks and crannies and running into random encounters and players. If I wanted a game that was mostly instance based I’d play Guild Wars (and not pay a monthly fee).
And then there’s Star Wars : Galaxies. The game that felt almost, but not quite, entirely unlike anything that would ever have happened in the Star Wars universe. Because, you know, when I dreamed up playing in the Star Wars universe I figured it would be cool to spend several hours watching my little digging robot find ore.
Yawn.
I fail to see how it’s so difficult to grasp what elements are important when bringing a license to life in a video game, but since it seems so obvious to me I figured I’d throw my thoughts out here. Not that, you know, anyone involved is actually going to see them or anything.
Let Us Be The Bad Guys!!!
Let’s face it, folks. Not everyone wants to be Luke Skywalker, and there’s a whole bunch of us that would love the chance to kill every fucking Ewok in existence. Cardassians are cooler than Betazoids, and the thought of de-cloaking my Romulan Bird of Prey to unleash holy hell on an unsuspecting Federation outpost give me geek wood. Forcing everyone to play for the same side in an established game world may fit along with the “canon” of the story arcs, but it has the potential to be FUN. You know, that thing that games are supposed to be? The reason why we’d be motivated to pay you 15 bucks a month to play them? Let us have fun. Let us explore the dark side. Let us be space pirates. Let us be the bad guys, damnit!
When you have that in place….
Give us a realistic set of PVP rules
I realize I’m probably in the minority when I say I hate PVP in online games. It frustrates the hell out of me. I’m not a Halo trained twitchy kid with millisecond reaction time speed, and as a result I tend to get destroyed easily when playing against someonelike that. This is only fun to me when I’m sitting in the same room with said person and can laugh with them at how easily they are mopping up the floor with me. When I’m alone at my computer desk with my only companionship being the tapping keys of the other folks in the room with me (who are, wisely, not involved in PVP) it’s just not the same. That being said, if you’re going to have PVP in your game – make it realistic. If you’ve got a Klingon who frequently makes a habit out of killing players who are well beneath his level of skill or by using dishonorable tactics, he should be shunned for bringing shame on his family. If you make it a habit to frequently kill non-combat NPC’s, you should have bounties placed on your head. This kind of thing frustrates me to no end – Your actions in a virtual world should have a realistic and sometimes permanent effect on how the NPC’s in the game relate to you. If you blow up Lord Vader’s new Death Star, you should expect his ass to hire the finest bounty hunters in the universe to track you down.
“Bounce a Graviton Particle Beam off the main deflector dish” vs. “No! No! NO! This one goes THERE, that one goes THERE!”
Technology has always been one of the big Star Trek vs. Star Wars debates. In the Star Trek universe we are frequently subjected to lengthy scientific explanations that very often become the solution to a problem our heroes are facing. In Star Wars, the actual science is an afterthought. It’s a means to an end. An MMO set in one of these universes should reflect that. In the Star Trek Universe there should be a pretty intense “crafting” system. Being a scientist should matter. In Star Wars? You should be able to click something and fix/create it, then get back to beating up the bad (or good) guys.
Give us good ship to ship combat
Every time I hear someone make a reference to the “BTK Killer” my mind changes it to sound like they said “BLT Killer,” and I think to myself “Well that wouldn’t be so bad.”
There is no longer any room for argument…
Shamans are the best class in World of Warcraft. Period.
“I’m William Shatner, and I’m a Shaman.”