Geeks do not, as a general rule, offer much in the way of challenge for the contemporary fashion designer. You can pretty much sum up the majority of our clothing lines in the with a basic formula :
- Take one black t-shirt.
- Print something witty on it in white text. You can also substitute an obscure pop culture reference. Bonus points if it’s witty AND an obscure pop-culture reference.
- ???
- Profit
Truly, one of the oft-repeated jokes you’ll hear at any sizable convention is “Meet me at [location]. I’ll be the fat guy in the black t-shirt.” While we’re doing our best here at ShrinkGeek to help you shake off the first part of that joke, it’s an indisputable fact that most of you reading this probably have your fair share of dark shirts in your closet.
Fortunately for you that means you’re less likely to develop skin cancer.