According to Chicago Tribune columnist Mary Schmich there we must all accept that there are certain inalienable truths : Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old (and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders).
Oh, and Pie is greater than Cake.
Not many people are aware that Ms. Schmich included that in her original column. Unfortunately that line was omitted from the printed article by a delusional cake loving typesetter named Gladys who worked for the printers. It’s true. My wife told me. My wife….Morgan Fairchild! Yeah, that’s the ticket!